Your Choice

This for all you budding poets. The choice is by acclaim in our mailing list. There are no rules, but try to curb yourselves. We feature one of Prax's early efforts.

EK din Sumo-bhayya was in heavy tension
Went to his venerable Dr. G for consultation
Clinical questioning led to a confession
The problem was nocturnal intromission!
The good Dr.went into deep introspection
And came to the inevitable conclusion
Sumo had to undergo stat circumcision!
But he on being told created confusion
First insisted on wife's written permission
Verbal description and oral submission
She ultimately gave in after slight hesitation
It was after all a great sacrifice in her position
Tied hand&foot our hero was given sedation
And laid on the block for his crucial abbreviation
Dr. G sharpened his 'kathi' for the final ministration
But to his and the nurses utter consternation
Nothing could quiet Sumo's permanent ERECTION
They tried discussion--they tried persuasion
Threatened it with irreversible homologation
Medical history has not known such persistent elongation
Hats off to that instrument of pleasure&propogation!
Dr.G went into deep contemplation
Pondering the consequences of action and inaction
Took matters in hand and did complete amputation.
{{------Dr. G was led away muttering ''permanent vacation''.....the object
of his operation will be put on pedestal for public veneration}}
Moral of story...you can prick your finger in public but you cant finger your prick in public...

- Prax (circa October 2001)

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